Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2023

  never knew that Under Pressure could smash my soul and heart into a million tiny pieces.

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  Metropolis 1927

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Apr 2023 1

  the hot robot was right honestly

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  made me want to be a cardinal and have a crisis of faith while at the height of papal power. who knew catholics could do tortured priest as well as us protestants.

  very solid movie that i like more in contrast to all the flashy bullshit we’ve been getting recently. this doesn’t ty to be any thing but a drama, stays well within its world and does an excellent job. ralph fiennes is goated and we get some good john…

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  The Empire Strikes Back 1980

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Feb 2025

  watched over last few lunch times.

  this shit so fucking kino. need me a little claw-egg-pod to do my dastardly deeds in like mr. darth. 

  yoda is also and has always been that guy. his green ass is so goated, when he lifts the xwing out of the water i was whooping and hollering while eating my pesto tortellini.

Popular reviews

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  Orlando, My Political Biography 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2023

  they did surgery on a book ???

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  Story Ave 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  really awesome to see nyc depicted like this. captures so much of the beauty and the “wabi-sabi” of this city, especially in the Bronx, somewhere I feel I really have not seen a lot in cinema. despite this truth in location and character portrayal however, the script was riddled with cliché. the plot never surprised me once, turning to age old “coming of age” archetypes that clashed with the honesty of the rest of the film.