Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025 1

  Cristal was the phantom of her opera. Or maybe nomi… you know… the stairs

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Love an aesthetic period piece about a cunty girl

Popular reviews

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  High School Musical 3: Senior Year 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2021

  When I was younger and naïve, if you asked me what my favorite HSM movie was I would say the second one. Now that I’m a grown, mature 20 year old, I can say with confidence that my favorite HSM is the third one. 

  Like it’s just better. All the songs are great, and the budget was clearly much higher. Idk what else to say. Unfortunately, every time I share this opinion all my (sheeple) friends—clouded by nostalgia— are quick to disagree. Losers.

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  Vamps 2012

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  While this movie is poor in logical plot, it’s rich in the early 2000s feeling, socially progressive vampires, ONE big time rush billboard, and some of the most well-executed special effects I’ve ever seen—mind you.