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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  Can the change-from-within Democratic staffer be friends with the abrasive communist outcast?? A question for the ages—damn I need to go vegan again 🐐

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  What is a moth to a butterfly? In The Substance, Coralie Fargeat crafts a satirical body horror that captures the grotesque dance between beauty and decay. We were warned of the lethality of Margaret Qualley from the omens presented by Lana Del Rey, but ironically, MILF Demi Moore remains the hottest person throughout the film. Caught somewhere between freaky Tarantino male gaze and Lena Dunham existential dread, Fargeat’s dark humor and biting commentary on the universality of twink death strike…

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  Saltburn 2023

  Watched 28 Dec 2023

  Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night's Dream meets Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite with notable performances from eyebrow-studded Jacob Elordi and Barry Keoghan's foreskin. A film that is deeply unsettling at times yet simultaneously beautifully captivating, innit.

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