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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jul 2023

  wouldst thou like to live mas

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  Pulse 2001

  ★★★★★ Added

  *britney spears voice* my loneliness is killing me

Popular reviews

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  mother! 2017

  ★★★★★ Added

  On the last day Mother! was showing in the little art house theater down the road from us, I convinced my girlfriend to go see it with me. She brought her biggest purse, the one we could fit a whole bottle of screw-top gas station wine in. This turned out to be entirely unnecessary, as the bartender inside was happy to sell us another bottle of shitty wine. When we got to our seats we were completely alone in there,…

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  Candyman 2021

  ★★★ Added

  Frustratingly mid, the 2021 reboot doesn't trust viewers to have understood the themes of the original film. It will over explain itself to you, sometimes in self-contradictory ways, as if it expects you to only be half watching while you play Candy Crush on your phone

  Three stars I guess because I would watch Colman Domingo read the phonebook

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