melanie

melanie

Favorite films

  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Moonstruck
  • Phantom Thread
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Jumper

    ★★

  • The Heartbreak Kid

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Clockwatchers

    ★★★★

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  • Jumper

    Jumper

    ★★

    really dumb and stupid 🫶🏻 had a great time

    can’t believe hayden christiansen jumps jamie bell to a chechnyan war zone and then leaves him there….friends don’t jump friends to chechnyan war zones….

  • The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid

    ★★★★★

    beautiful heartwarming jewish romance with my shiksa on our anniversary 🫶🏻

    gotta hate men huh! not a good group as a general rule i must say.

    charles grodin soooo perfect in this it’s kind of wild

    almost didn’t want to give 5 stars bc of how it made me want to die but hey i can’t say it didn’t do what it was trying to do perfectly

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  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

    statements uttered by me and abby after this movie included “i am going to throw up” “i feel like i got hit by a truck” and “i want to kill myself”

    massive swing, sticks the landing, earns every risk. i don’t really know what else to even say.

    thinking about how quickly and fully this movie justifies its use of what could easily be a gimmick. and what is more exciting than novelty with a purpose, not for its own sake?? thinking about it right now is frankly feeling like drugs to me.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    the thing is that i had a blast 

    trent reznor and atticus ross the men that you are. josh o’connor!!!!!! josh o’connor. josh o’connor! can’t stop thinking abt josh o’connor. didn’t like being the tennis ball tho

    also if you didn’t like the ending you are uncultured

    i simply must thank luca…..felt to me like it’s been a long time since i’ve seen what feels like a Big movie so horny and thoughtful and interesting