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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
This is most likely the best spoof movie to date. The repetitive cyclical shock-value humor and anal play was bombastic at first, but as it went on showed just how desperate Disney is for a money-grab sequel. The plot had quite the existential impact and yet felt so hollow. Definitely a fantastic movie to watch at home with your bisexual boyfriend but not worth the ticket price.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
The only 5 star sequel ever created on the high seas. If someone says that dead man’s chest is not the best pirates movie they’ve likely never waken up from the delusional conformity of their safe yuppy corporate campus. The only thing wrong is how cringey the hammerhead shark sounds.
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El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie 2019
Look if you liked Breaking Bad you’ll enjoy the movie, but it’s honestly pretty lackluster as an independent project. If you’re looking for Breaking Bad fanfare to jizz all over then you came to the right film. But the plot is just so weak there was so much potential and this shit does not stand on its own at all it relies so much on Breaking Bad it almost breaks Walt's back.
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Joker 2019
A triumph of tension. A film that really raises the bar for character studies. Joaquin Phoenix fucking tap-dances on the line between madness and reality in some of the most unsettling acting I’ve ever seen. Unlike most superhero films, the show doesn’t hinge on violence. A funny film for sure.
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