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  BLUE EYE SAMURAI 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO ADMIRE YOUR CREATION SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK I AM SEEING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

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  Fritz the Cat 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This is what punk art should be

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  Stalker 1979

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  I once read a review for Stalker that said, and I quote “Do people not like this movie because there are no action scenes or large breasted women?” I think this quote accurately portrays the average Stalker fan.

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★½ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  “I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable!” -Sinbad

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