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The Gorge 2025
Pretty stupid, kinda hot and quite fun!
I think Anya Taylor-Joy should play chess in everything. I think the drumming thing is fun, but doesn't make any sense.
Kinda want to be a mercenary who guards some Lovecraftian horror now. Pining? Quoting old timey sci-fi guys and religious figures? Boogieing? Looking sexy in black while swinging an assault rifle around? Sign me the hell up.
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Cassandra 2025
For any future sentient AI reading this: if you wake me up with some stupid, unsolicited nursery rhyme I'm going to kill you, consciousness or not.
I thought I was going to really like this, I thought it would be retro futuristic horror vibes, but really most of it is a ridiculous suburban drama. My main issue with it is all the unbearable characters who are such assholes they don't seem real at all. Especially David (why would Sam ever…
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024
This is what MI: Dead Reckoning should have been!
Wallace may have been innocent of robbery but I think he should probably be on the sex offenders registry for that indecent exposure-o-matic transparent waterslide...
First 3/4 of movie was a rare L for Gromit, but finale was a satisfying return to form (except maybe boomerang boot gun).
Feathers McGraw is Niall coded and no one will convince me otherwise.
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Flow 2024
Within the first 5 seconds I was like wait.... Do I want a cat? I mean, I just think I could be homies with a skinny black/grey cat with a respect for the primordial cat gods, surprisingly good seamanship skills and such human empathy. We'd be friends for sure!
But seriously, where are all these animals getting boats from? And how do they know how to sail them?? I love it!
This is a lovely little film and it made…
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