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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Ren and Stimpy fight the oppressive regime of Donald Trump. Colonists liquify the natives to make sauce. The boys are smoking flamethrower fuel. This job fucking sucks.

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  The Corruptor 1999

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Famously, Mark Wahlberg insisted on being in this movie because he hates seeing crimes take place in Asian neighborhoods. Look up “Mark Wahlberg hates crime” if you want to do your own research.

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  Superman 1978

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  I’ll be pronouncing “Krypton” like Marlon Brando from now on

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★ Added

  It’s so cool that Brad Pitt learned Italian for this role.

  Also one of the greatest opening scenes in movie history

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