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  Never Been Kissed 1999

  ★★½ Watched 09 Jul 2024

  The wild relationships aside, Drew Barrymore looks like she was resurrected from the dead just to be in this movie. Ghostly ass woman.

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★½ Watched 03 Nov 2022

  Honestly I was more bored from this movie than Season of the Witch & I hate SOTW.

  Over half an hour of this movie without Michael Myers is insane, then he only kills 3 people and he basically lets Corey steal the show. 

  I wouldn’t have mind if they did this for Halloween Kills but to end the trilogy like this is baffling to me. 

  Whole time I was watching I was either saying “Where’s Michael Myers?” or “Is this almost over?”

Popular reviews

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  National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure 2003

  ★ Watched 17 Sep 2021

  Ik Randy Quaid’s character is supposed to be a funny dumb guy but for me he’s a dumb guy that I wanted to punch in the face for the majority of the stupid shit he did. 

  Also this quote from the movie was so fucking dumb.

  Eddie on plane: “Wow look at the people, they look like ants.” 

  Dumb son Third: “Dad those are ants, the plane hasn’t taken off yet.”

  *shows outside of plane 

  IT’S FUCKING SNOWING!!! NOT TO MENTION THERE ON A DAMN PLANE!!! HOW IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SEE AN ANT/ANTS FROM THAT DISTANCE IN THE SNOW?!

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  Madea's Class Reunion - The Play 2003

  ★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2021

  This was pretty funny but the singing about god in 90% of the songs was killing me.

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