Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  “There is no spoon…”

  The Bible told through the lens of a sci-fi epic. I marvel at how this level of filmmaking was even achieved in the 90s.

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  Descendants 2015

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  “I don’t want to be bad. I want to be good.”

  This is Disney original’ing at its finest. From the music to the concept itself, ‘Descendants’ is as catchy as it is cringy. It’s for kids after all

Popular reviews

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  “How did you know? I love this song!”

  This movie’s concept is so incredibly ridiculous, it doesn’t surprise me why it’s stood the test of time as a true cult classic. Wayans brothers for the win!

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  Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  ”I got these cheeseburgers, man…”
  
  I don’t think I rewatch any parody as often as I watch this one. Loc Dog is my spirit animal and I’m only half-ashamed to admit that. Half.

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