Longest non-action action film of all time. I could have training montaged myself and killed all 40 bandits with my bare hands during the time I waited for something interesting to happen in this movie
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Saltburn 2023
Private school drama class level material. The journey of the protagonist was sketched in pencil on tissue paper. Getting your dick out - edgy. Still watched it all though, because Rosamund Pike, Richard E Grant, Alison Oliver and Jacob Elordi KILL IT. Rosamund is outstanding
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
I hate to say it but this film is an embarrassment. The actors were mostly great and the costumes, hair and make-up and sets are fab but the story sucks and I would like those couple hours of my life back to spend on something else
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Starts well, with lovely sound and production and graphic design. Unfortunately, the rest does not deliver. Sinks to a new low, in terms of some of the other lacklustre sequels in the Alien franchise. The birth and suckling scene are a disgrace. The actors do their best with some crappy material and, I’m guessing, zero acting direction
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