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  Transmorphers 2007

  ★ Added

  "Transmorphers is an early Asylum flick and it is quite bad. The plot, such as it is, is very difficult to follow, but basically humans have been driven underground by aliens that can turn into the landscape of the Earth. (Think Transformers, if Optimus Prime could become a rock formation; it's as exciting as it sounds.) The acting is more or less on par with the early Command and Conquer games. I actually sat through this movie, and I can't…