Dear Rob Cohen (director, auteur, muse), I hope this finds you well...
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LOCATION: Board Room 4
DATE: Unknown
TIME: 03:00 (+3 hours in to meeting)
TYLER: *snorts another selfish line.
REBECCA: *unable to keep up with Tyler, resorts to another shotgunned beer.
HARRY: *eyes a deep bloodshot red - his greying hair a dishevelled mess - he spins aimlessly on his chair.
TYLER: "A fucking...crocodile!" He exclaims, almost as if from nowhere.
HARRY: Almost in hysterics..."Yeah but like, he's gotta be MORE than a crocodile right?"
TYLER: "Exactly, it's like the perfect…
You ever wonder how much cocaine an exec has to pipe up his/her own asshole to help greenlight a project - on this scale - to then go home at night and NOT cry themselves to sleep? Lucky for God's of Egypt though! It's amaze-balls!! It's got like, big god people, you know, because who's to say they weren't big god people and stuff...we weren't there! They obviously did SOME research in to ancient Egypt, why wouldn't they? That would be silly.
10/10...marvelous historical action set pieces. Gerard Butler was very convincing in this one.
'IT'S GAME TIME', 'GAME IT UP SON', 'THESE GAMERS JUST CHANGED THE WHOLE GAME'. *working titles
I'm a HUGE Modern Warfare fan. I've racked up nearly 600 kills so far and stocked hours worth of footage of my critiques and wisdoms on an effortlessly tactical and REAL experience (I refer to Modern Warfare as an experience rather than just 'game')...
But then...like the thrill of a 3 kill streak...'Gamer' is announced. It's 2009, the line at the cinema is around…
