Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie: Princess Charm School 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Portia was high as hell. Every day, every class.
  Tbh I really slept on this one as a kid. It rules, as long as you don't think about the dystopian implications of the princess charm schools very existence let alone the lottery aspect. "There's a Princess in every girl" Blair would've been living in poverty if she didn't win

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  Slender Man 2018

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  They didn't even collect his pages. There weren't any pages. Where are his pages

Popular reviews

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  Toy Story 5 2026

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  I had a dream where this came out and it was essentially a horror film where Woody was desperate for an owner and became evil and terrorized a daycare that looked exactly like the one I grew up in. It ended with him coming to life in front of the little girl he wanted to take him home and the final shot was a slow zoom in on Woodys face as it slowly morphed into an analog horror face. I…

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2024

  "I'm sorry about before." Oh my god.

  This is about to get a little personal but you know how it is:
  The only person I've ever formally came out to was my mom. In fact she asked me if I liked girls, and I said yes (although nowadays thats not exactly accurate to my identity as realized I was actually aroace), and we talked a little about that, and my mom told me, "souls have no gender." I never told…