Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Incredible Hulk 2008

  Watched 13 Feb 2025

  The most nothing of a movie ever. The characters are given no backbone. The story has nothing interesting to tell. It’s like starting a 1000 page book in its middle chapter where you are given no context to what happened previously.

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  Companion 2025

  Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Bro, if Sophie Thatcher arrived at my door, I would literally let her do whatever she wanted to do to me. FOR ETERNITY. FUCK THE MONEY.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  Dare I say the greatest hallway sequence ever

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2024

  Ash is the ultimate alpha male. I'm sure the teenage boys on TikTok are going to discover him soon, but just remember, I was here first.