Jake

Jake

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • The Book of Eli
  • Annihilation
  • The Matrix

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  • Hellboy

    ½

  • Gayniggers from Outer Space

    ★★★

  • It Follows

    ★★★★

  • The Island

    ★★½

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  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ½

    I don't write many reviews on here but this film deserves one...

    It wins my worst film of 2019 award (half way through the year) for being truly awful in everyway.

    -pacing and editing terrible moments of importance to characters last all of two seconds
    -vfx and CGI was early 2000s at best it floats on the frame and just sticks out whenever there's a digital character honestly jar jar Bink's is less jarring (see what I did there)
    -acting…

  • Gayniggers from Outer Space

    Gayniggers from Outer Space

    ★★★

    Honestly it's not even the worse thing I've ever seen the models and effects actually beat a lot of crap you would see on the sci fi channel. The fact it's shot in black and white makes it feel more like an art film and I can't believe I'm typing any of this on a film called "gay niggers from outta space". Think it's time to rethink my life and decisions that have brought me to this point. Good day all and if you read this then you should probably rethink your life too.

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