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  • The Gorge

    ★★½

  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★★

  • Subservience

    ★½

  • Borderlands

    ★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★½

    Somebody is gonna love this movie. It’s kind of all “there” to be a cool sci-fi action jawn with a smidge of romance worked in there. But this would be exponentially better if it were rated R. The PG-13 rating doesn’t allow them to explore what this movie really could have been. And if anyone who knows me personally is reading this, no it wasn’t the lack of nudity. It was the language, the potential for gore, the ability to…

  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★

    Hot take- this movie didn’t suck. The action was great, they were pretty true to the character’s personality, and it was a fun watch. They fucked up Calypso, she’s too weak in this movie and the brief view of the chameleon was pretty comic accurate. Yes, the plot is wild and the movie is all over the place but it’s 500 times better than Madam Web which I heard people compare it to. I’d throw it on in the background again but wouldn’t seek it out.

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  • The Marsh King's Daughter

    The Marsh King's Daughter

    ★★★

    Yup. Watched this one too. I did no research on this, just remember thinking it was a cool concept based on the trailers. I’m not sure what the hates about. Daisy Ridley is good, not great, at acting in this. Dressing like Ellen from 1998? Superb. Garrett Hedlund plays her husband, they share the same wardrobe. Ben Mendelssohn is solid too, nothing to hate. Everyone in the movie and the movie itself was fine. Like an IKEA chair, it works.…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Happy Birthday Demi Moore, you still look great naked. Before going to watch this film I had heard a lot of mixed reviews but the people who didn’t like the whole thing are wrong. This movie had to have taken a lot of its filming style from Requiem for a Dream and it paid off. The story was a nice twist on the showing that being younger isn’t always better, like a really fucked up version of 13 Going on…

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