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Recent reviews

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  Split Second 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Movie is so wet and yucky. Rutger had to have had the nastiest GERD during production. God, when she eats the chocolate off the nasty ass fridge. Perfect movie.

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  Tokyo Gore Police 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Paul Verhoeven's Cruelty Squad

Popular reviews

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  Galerians: Rion 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2023

  Dated/bad CGI and oozing with peak 90s/00s teen-edge ANGST. This is my safe food.

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  Excalibur 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  Need a Quest Master rescore ASAP!!!

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