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The Whale 2022
I want to give it 5 but the writing wasn’t all it had to be to be a 5 star perfect movie but holy fucking Christ the Jesus lord almighty this was brutal. The kind of brutal that gets you invested. The kind of nit picky flaws that break someone. The bigger issue is never shadowed but they stand next to each other and there’s this huge looking thing. Death. Death. Death by self. A blatant disregard for one’s own…
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The most disgusting film I have ever seen in my entire life. Absolute green white trash. Who tf white balanced this shit? Jaron Blaschke? Okay you’re following some color theory that green makes the red pop so it’s all bloody no it’s like an ugly white green skin.
Then we have the good. What’s his names daughter was great as a possessed girl. She really sold the perverted make a sex deal with a demon thing which makes sense. I…
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Poor Things 2023
Will update to 5. Later. Maybe. Stop insisting. No ones insisting. Do it. Why not
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
Thé film starts slow. Drags on a couple places it doesn’t have to and doesn’t spend nearly long enough with either Peter Parker or Peter Parker with Peter. Toby, you killed it. There are about 100 hat tips to Raimi and they all go appreciated. Garfield doesn’t get as many and I don’t care about his villains as much but he has his moments. Damn good moments. The super hero cringe factor is low to medium. The super hero action…
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