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Recent reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Director: OK Bob, we need you to make this AI-generated script sound good. What do you got for us?

  DeNiro: Well the Alto Knights were, well, heh, let’s just say… things happen. Life goes on. It’s like I always say: life goes on - capice?

  Director: Hell yes. We are going to win every movie award in the world

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Banger, idc what anyone says. This movie is ultra concentrated stoopid, in every sense of that word.

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★½ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  They’re like “here you go you stupid kids, enjoy this colorful incoherent slop of video game bullshit.” And I ate it up. Dear god, did I eat it up

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jun 2023 3

  When you go to a movie theater with assigned seats, you should, I don’t know, sit in your assigned fucking seat? The guy sitting next to me intentionally sat in the wrong seat for a better view, was asked to move, yet tried to claim ownership of the seat because he was there first. What happened to the social contract? What kind of reptile kingdom logic is this? Are we no better than beasts??

  Oh and THEN, like 10 people in…