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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  would’ve been way more fucked up and darker if they hadn’t added crowd noise sfx when candice bergen tried the crown on alone in her office and gave a little wave and speech to no one

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  Blue Jay 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  as if this beautiful movie didn’t wreck me enough they had to go and put bill callahan’s “jim caine” over the credits for one more ugly grown man cry from me

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  Ballin' Outta Control 2002

  Watched 26 Jan 2024

  we were in an RV driving home from basketball camp in missouri during the summer of 2002. the RV got a flat tire on the highway. our coach got a tow to the only auto repair shop open on a Sunday afternoon. me and Skophammer walked across the parking lot with a combined $30 dollars and an hour to kill. we wandered into a nearby mall and found this dvd, titled “ballin outta control,” in the bin of some DVD…

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 15 Jan 2025

  during the intermission a drunk guy in the Roseville, Minnesota AMC IMAX lobby yelled “this isn’t The Brutalist it’s the BRODYlist!” and we all shared in his excitement for the unendingly gorgeous first half of the film, handjobs and all

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