Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  if i ever see billy ray cyrus about, i’m reaching for my spinning totem

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Bizarre but I loved!

  Carl not paying the bill to him being controlled by the matriarchy feels like a full circle moment.

  Side note, Yaya’s dress was giving island chic, tres cute

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  This movie was short of being ‘tutto bene, grazie’.

  Muslim terrorist attacks were glazed over and predictable. Ending felt rushed but divine intervention-esque nonetheless

  It was just ‘bene’ I’m afraid…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Theo James and satirical freak accidents - what’s there not to love?

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