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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  May this type of love never find me.💜 

  (Goes for every storyline in this movie😊)

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  Parthenope 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  now this is body HORROR. 💜

  I will say, visually - stunning. Textually - morbidly lackluster and quite obtuse ??? has “man” written allll over it 🙄

  Sorrenti thought he ATE frrr 🤣🤣 I suggest he go sit down with a woman and actually listen to her lived experiences before concocting perverted fantasies about how misunderstood beauty can be and deciding to use female corporeality to satiate a weird Naples fetish ??? The result is flat character after flat character and a story (if you can call it that) that ran for about an hour longer than it should’ve.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2024 1

  Every year round Xmas time since my pubescent years I become obsessed with a movie musical. But this one (basically) trumps the rest. I was sold the moment Dulcibear showed up. She is my spirit animal and I hope she gets all she deserves, i.e. the world. Goddamn I really wish I had a nanny bear taking care of me growing up (or now)💔😞Matter of fact, I love all the animals in this movie - do not even get me…

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  Uglies 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  imagine you get hired as an extra for this movie and they cast you as one of the uglies 😹😹😹 also this futuristic dystopian world looks a lot like present-day dubai

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