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  North Terminal 2021

  ★ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  Borderline unwatchable. Formless and smug

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  Nanny 2022

  ★½ Watched 14 Nov 2022

  Rather dreadful. A vague plot with far too many loose ends. How this could win prizes is bizarre, aside from the fact that it’s pure prized bait pandering to those thinking that any Jordan Peele knockoff is a sensation.

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  Fantasy Island 2020

  ½ Watched 22 Jan 2022

  The most spectacular thing about this film was not how abysmal it was but how many cliches were shoved in. It felt like a parody of a bad low budget film. A parody of this would be successful. It’s like The Room, with better actors, on an island, with no sex. So it’s worse than The Room. If I watch this again it will be in order to write my parody of it. Wow. Watch this. Or don’t. It’s really terrible.

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  Red Dot 2021

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2021

  Abysmal. Do not watch. It’s simultaneously predictable and nonsensical. There’s a lovely dog though.

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