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  Afraid 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  Since they used AI to make a movie. I decided to use AI to write my review. 

  “*AfrAId* is a prime example of what happens when filmmakers rely too heavily on trendy concepts like AI without bothering to craft a compelling story. From the outset, the movie feels like a half-baked attempt to cash in on the fear of artificial intelligence, but it quickly becomes apparent that the scares are as manufactured and lifeless as the AI they feature.

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  Stream 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  Can someone please start editing these movies? There was no need for the 2 hour plus run time. Learn from Terrifier 2.

   Solid slasher, fun kills, love to see practical effects.

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2023

  Enjoyable dumb popcorn movie with an identity crisis. Scream as a franchise begs you to ignore, forget or tolerate regularly. Which is fine, as a rule horror just isn’t made to hold up to scrutiny.  

  However where Scream stumbled the most for me is the constant call backs to characters from previous movies. If I have to think to watch the movie and understand it than I can’t just ignore plot holes and other misgivings. 

  Simply put, worst Marvel movie I’ve ever seen. But functions well as a slasher. 

  Also, fuck that post credits scene.

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  Babes 2024

  ½ Watched 13 May 2024

  If nails on a chalkboard was made into a movie, it would be less obnoxious than this.

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