Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Acting so wooden you’d think you’re watching Pinocchio.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Wait a minute…Robert Eggers…Eggers…Eggman….Nosferatu looks like Robotnik….Sonic comes out at the same time as Nosferatu…there’s a conspiracy here. And maybe it’s that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 is unironically a much better film in every conceivable way and I can’t believe I’m saying that.

Popular reviews

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  Turning Red 2022

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2022 25

  I suppose you could classify this as a “period piece”

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★½ Watched 22 May 2023 21

  Look at this film, 
  Isn’t it bleak? 
  Why is everything CG, 
  Yet looks incomplete?
  Wouldn’t you think tons of money
  …Could buy anything?

  Look at this crap, 
  Trash to be sold
  How many suits let this garbage unfold? 
  Looking at it you’d think 
  “Sure, it’s got everything”.
  
  It’s got music and dancin’ a plenty,
  It’s a “whos-who” and “literal who’s?” galore
  You want more fish?
  It’s got plenty!
  But who cares?
  No big deal
  It’s a booooooore

  And when they watch, they’ll say it’s no fun
  They’ll say it needed more color and more Sun.
  And less CG - wish it could be…
  Not Disney’s world