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  Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever 2025

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  My hunch is that Talmage can HOOP! 6’3 doing the knees over toes workouts I SEE YOU TALMAGE!!! I KNOW YOURE ABOUT IT!!

  #BALLISLIFE

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  Watching the Detectives 2007

  ½ Watched 13 Mar 2025 2

  Dogshit. Terrible in every way. Maybe the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 
  Worst chemistry I’ve ever seen between two actors ever. 

  DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

Popular reviews

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  Kneecap 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  Loved every moment. The kind of movie that makes you want to punch a cop

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025 3

  This made me quite horny. I’m nosferatu and I need to eat your ass

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