Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★ Watched 30 Jun 2021

  When I was watching this movie in the cinema, a baby in front of me shat it's pants. 2 stars

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  If this movie was an orange, I would absolutely stick my penis in it. I was removed from the theater last week for masturbating whilst watching this movie by the oppressive cinemas, (not too unlike George Orwell's 1975!).

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  Click 2006

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  Batman 1989

  ½ Added

  I liked the cereal tie in more than the movie