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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  This is so much worse than the second worst movie I've ever seen. I left the theater absolutely speechless. The Spy Kids CGI, the writing of a seventh grader and the acting execution of a 6th grader. I've never once considered walking out of a movie and the thought crossed my mind on multiple occasions. You often think about just what it would take to offset the Godfather trilogy and Apocalypse now from a director's filmography, and we finally have our answer.

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  I don't want to overstate Logan's review but it is in fact a 2 hour long SEC football commercial. Glen Powell is comically sweaty in two scenes.

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  Anastasia 1997

  ½ Rewatched 13 Dec 2022

  This probably isn't a half bad movie but the bad guy scared the absolute shit out of me when I watched t when I was younger so I have to review it this way on principle.

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  Akira 1988

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  Just cannot believe no one ever thought to slide a motorcycle in a scene up to this point

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