Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  The plot is as convincing as the porn spoof Percy Jackson: The Enlightening Queef

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  Ready or Not 2019

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Nice gaff, nice fit, big up Justin

Popular reviews

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  Withnail & I 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  Debauchery and succulent wisdom. Take me to the country Monty I will have sex with you

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  Kung Fu Panda 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Christmas day
  4 hrs sleep
  Hanging like a horse
  6:30am start
  Kadenwood Gondola

  Best christmas watch ever

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