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The Abyss 1989
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
man I fucking hate james cameron so much oh the stupid fucking idealist aliens are sad that humans are fighting all the time? read some fucking theory so you can understand dialectical materialism and maybe it’ll make sense to you you purple freaks.
if it was anyone other than cameron I’d say that they’re being satirical by making the aliens that watch 24 hour american news all day dumb as shit but I know he’s not that smart.
skipped through all the romance bits, god cameron sucks, but other than that not bad. one of his better films.
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Highlander 1986
a frenchman playing a scotsman, a scotsman playing a spaniard and an american playing a russian with zero of them attempting the right accent and a soundtrack by queen
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
stanley was so earth shatteringly horny when he made this film that you can actually hear him heavily breathing into the camera at multiple points 00:47:13 and 01:33:18
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