Bartley Blackmon

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Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Videodrome
  • True Romance
  • Raw Deal

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  • Queen of the Ring

    ★★★½

  • Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    ★★★½

  • Sicario

    ★★★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

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  • Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    ★★★★½

    Maybe I’m crazy (considering the scores) but this was EXACTLY what I was hoping for.  A masterful introduction highlighting the journeys of multiple groups of people, all with their own struggles, that will eventually converge later in the series.  That’s what I figured this would be.  

    Historically (and I believe I’ve mentioned this in previous reviews) but I feel the  first episode or film of a series tends to be the most bloated and uninteresting just because so much…

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★★

    Unsettling more than scary but for once a film lived up to the fucking hype.  

    It’ll comfortably sit next to Hereditary, The House that Jack Built, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, and Philosophy of a Knife as the films that I love but make me feel physically ill.  

    Can’t wait to see it again, the theater was loud as hell thanks to Bad Boys playing next to us.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Here I thought Longlegs was my favorite film this year.

  • Stream

    Stream

    ★★★

    Jeffrey Combs and David Howard Thornton stole the show.  Otherwise, it was fine.

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    Halloween, but the Lifetime version.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    I’ll start with a hot take - most of the Halloween series isn’t exactly peak cinema and that’s fine.  

    When I was a youngster working my way through all of these, I would be more than happy to see a breast or two and some bloody kills. Part of that youngster is still alive in me today, and that part enjoyed the film.

    I loved 2018’s Halloween, maybe a little too much, and placed it right alongside 2, 4,…