Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Still See You 2018

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I give my sincerest apologies to all the other movies i've given ½ star. You're all shite, but you're oscar material compared to this abomination.

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  300 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  It might be simple, but it's epic cinema and it doesn't waste one single second trying to be anything else.

Popular reviews

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  In Flames 2023

  ★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  It's nowhere near the genre of horror. It's a sleepy drama with some occasional dudes randomly standing in corners for no good reason, except for the one that's jerking off.

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  The Book of Clarence 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  It's like experiencing the story of Jesus in a fever dream, where the fact that nothing adds up seems to have some deeper meaning, but you're really just left with "what the fuck was that about?"