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Keeping these Hollywood sickos honest.

Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Suspiria
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Late Night with the Devil

  • Rap World

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

  • Dog Eat Dog

    ★★

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    Perfect movie for someone who bought one of those “let’s summon demons!” T-shirts they sell on instagram. No thanks to both.

  • Rap World

    Rap World

    All my favorite guys from the computer were in this

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  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ½

    Absolute dogshit. A movie about a historical protest as explained by someone who doesn’t understand history and clearly made zero effort to think critically about what the actual implications of this trial were. This movie has precisely one redeeming quality which is Sacha Baron Cohen failing miserably to be even slightly believable as Abbie Hoffman and accidentally morphing into Howard Stern several times. He’s not the only offender though because so many truly cringe inducing performances are on display here. You…

  • The Burning

    The Burning

    ★★★★★

    Absolute banger from top 2 bottom. Great killer, signature weapon, black leather giallo gloves, beautiful outdoor lighting choices, vintage style boobs, summer camp antics, george costanza, Rick Wakeman from Yes freaked the synth soundtrack, the screen turns red a bunch of times. Not sure why that kid was sleeping with several gallons of gasoline next to his bed at all times but hey, that’s none of my business.

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