Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Angel Face 1952

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  you’re a pretty good guy, for a girl

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  Monster Heaven 1986

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  god when i get to monster heaven please let me bring my man…

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  “KAFKAESQUE!!” i screamed and the whole theater clapped

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★½ Watched 03 Aug 2023

  day 3 after consuming the green apple pop rocks ninja turtle mutant icee: my hands perpetually sweat. my hair has begun to fall out in clumps. i can hear the sound of the blood flowing through my veins. i’m not sure how much longer i have left

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