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  The Holy Mountain 1973

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Humurous and Hauntingly political landscapes painted to every detail,
  Loved this movie, was the most gripping film ive ever seen.

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  I, Robot 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  AW HELL NAH!!!!!! Will smith kicks robot ass in this sci fi action porn, also will smith cant ride a bike, also diddy ass scenes fr
  Will smith cornball tape.

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  Black Knight 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025 2

  Martin Lawrence Is The Sad Clown In Gil Jungers Pool Hall Orgy Of A Film.
  This was like hollywood shuffle with a time machine, 
  I didnt understand why the opening shots budget was 1300$ fully staffed until i saw the collosal waste of time that Gil imposed on every pour soul that has witnessed or worked on this film.
  I fell asleep on drugs multiple times.
  There was one funny part but i forgot, 
  I would hardly blame the drugs.

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  Shark Tale 2004

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  The Mafia Clashes With The Little Man In This Star Studded Fable Of Will Smith Tryna Get Some Bitches

  This movie is expansive and honestly deserves an in depth analysis but to cut it dry Will Smith is getting his bag and i cant imagine him doing anything less than hitting the electric slide off 90% fishscale yay in the vocal booth while recording his parts

  Theres some movies that are just instilled as classics as a youth and we…

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