watching everything marshall teague has been in, for better or for worse (mostly the latter)
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Bells of Innocence 2003
the things i've watched just because Marshall Teague was there are genuinely concerning
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 1920
definitely recommend the 1994 restoration for its musical accompaniment. whoever was playing the bass & sax were going wild
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Morbius 2022
"I don't wanna watch any more-bius" -my brother
"Oh my gorbius, its Morbius" -me when he got morby
painful amounts of flat emotionless marvel-style dialogue. no character depth or consistency to speak of. it was hard to discern what was even happening in most of the fight scenes because everything was obscured by mist or bats.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie 1998
i watched this many times as a kid before i was really sentient and those are hours and brain cells i will never get back
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