Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Whoever is on Tom’s side y'all are FREAKS 

  You know who you are 🫵

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Ooo I’m shuffling. I’m sliding, I’m gliding, I’m having the time of my life. 

  
  I watched this illegally.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2024

  Paul’s a bottom, Lady Jessica told her unborn daughter to shut the fuck up at one point. 

  This film was overall a phenomenon.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Jim Carrey was defying gravity, I misgendered Tails. Now all the Sonic fans are outside my house shitting on me for it.

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