Bobby Baumann

Bobby Baumann

Favorite films

  • Drive
  • mother!
  • In Bruges
  • Rounders

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  • Owning Mahowny

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Den of Thieves

    ★★★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★½

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    I’m both not smart enough and not dumb enough to offer a review whatever this is.

    A triumphant middle finger to every algorithm, a cure for the pandemic of recycled IP and drab schlock. When the streaming giants self-combust, let the Vinegar Syndrome special edition Blu Ray of this film materialize from the smoke and inspire a new era of how films are made.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Has Johnny Depp seen this?

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ½

    This film is almost accidentally good because Dredd (the character) is so unlikable, and the premise of the “judges” is primed for satire. But the filmmaker can’t get past the suburban second grader POV that “cops are the good guys” and that actually it would be good if they could just execute people on the spot. 

    They should make a movie about the self-sufficient economy of Peach Trees, revealing that they provided health care and other social benefits for residents while being a zero-carbon entity.

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ½

    Tempted to watch the original just to find out if the source material was shit or if I can blame it on Jizzolatto.

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