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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Sooo good

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Good

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  This was fun to watch in the theater

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  Vampire Dog 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  Certainly! Here's a review using bass fishing metaphors:

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  "Watching 'Vampire Dog' felt like casting your line into a promising spot, only to reel in a whole lot of nothing. The movie had a premise that seemed like it could be a big catch, but instead, it was more like snagging an old boot. The story floundered around without much direction, leaving me feeling like I'd spent the day fishing with the wrong bait.

  The humor in the film was…

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