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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  Funny red guy has sexual tension with blade hand guy

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  Twilight 2008

  ★ Watched 21 May 2024

  Pattinson trying to hold in a laugh near the end of the film was the highlight ngl

Popular reviews

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  She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 2022

  ★ Watched 30 Oct 2022 5

  I remember a few years ago when I heard they were gonna do a She-Hulk show, I gotta say I was interested on how it was gonna go, and when I heard that Abomination was appearing I was excited, a cool action packed show where Jen and Bruce throw down against Abomination.

  Oh boy how fucking naive I was, the shows dog shit, the writing is dogshit, I found it unfunny, and the finale is god awful, if you have…

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  Pinocchio 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Sep 2022

  Another Stellar piece of dogshit presented by the fine people of the Disney Corporation.

  My god this film is a mess, it’s constantly in between wanting to be cartoony and being realistic, so you’ve just got an ugly mashup of semi-realistic models and shitty CGI cartoony animation, mix that in with soulless characters and you have a Disney remake.

  In terms of anything new… there’s a random girl with a leg brace that’s in 2 scenes and contributes nothing to…

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