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Favorite films

  • Rocky IV
  • Emmanuelle 5
  • Emmanuelle 4
  • Batman

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  • Ninja Terminator

    ★★★

  • Rat Man

    ★★

  • Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth

    ★★★

  • Lady Chatterley's Lover

    ★★★

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  • Offerings

    Offerings

    ★★

    An absolute blatant ripoff of "Halloween". Even had the balls to copy the iconic soundtrack. A couple of years later, this should have been up for a suing.

  • Gaza: How to Survive a Warzone

    Gaza: How to Survive a Warzone

    ★★★

    It came out in recent days that the BBC had to put an information screen that the kid was the son of a major HAMAS figure. BBC were not aware of this.

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  • Emmanuelle

    Emmanuelle

    ★★

    Hilariously overrated piece of smut from the 1970s.

    I can't even describe the storyline. Something about Emmanuelle finding her "sexual awakening" in Bangkok or some rubbish like that. Basically an excuse for her to shag half of Thailand.

    I know it's French, but I imagine in France they don't speak like they do in the script. Some of the English subtitling is hilarious.

    I don't know who would be turned on by this. Film has got some of the worst, most unerotic staged sex scenes I've ever seen in my life.

    It was a real tough slog to get through this.

  • The Beast

    The Beast

    ★★★★

    Absolutely mental 70s Euro-porn film. In this one, a major family, falling on hard-times, is absolutely overjoyed when another family, with money, decides they want their daughter marrying the other families son. Little do they know that there is something rather odd about the son. He's awfully hairy for a start. What could he be?

    Film has some absolutely mental porno scenes. One famous scene contains a werewolf with an erection chasing after Sirpa Lane in a forest. Scene was…