Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Passion of the Christ 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Jesus fucking Christ

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  Smile 2 2024

  Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  This is what happens to theater kids

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  the Lion King
  blue and orange 
  fuck you mom
  I’m growing my hair out and dying it blonde 
  sexy and abrasive 

  as always Willem was the best 5 minutes of the whole film 

   I’ve always been into symmetry and Eggers is too, love that about him

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  Santa Sangre 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  gorgeous bloody tightrope act of gore humor and surrealism🪄magical

  costume design was it for me, if he doesn’t show up in a starry tasseled suit with the sparkly knee high boots and tell me he’s been thinking about a way that we could join my art and his then i don’t want it