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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  I’m just glad he specified that the first night counted because I was really wondering about that.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  Denzel mf Washington!

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  Idk man I just can’t handle all the second hand embarrassment… There’s definitely stuff to be said about it and I think it makes very interesting commentary on viral fame, everything on the internet being commodified, and self image…but it made me feel really shitty after watching it. Which was probably the point.

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  Took too long for Hugh Jackman to take his shirt off

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