Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jul 2023

  Before:
  So this is gonna be a behemoth of a review so buckle in. I’m Braden Fine and I am fucking obsessed with The Haunted Mansion. I couldn’t tell you why, I just am. It’s probably the best attraction Disney Imagineering has every produced and it’s creativity is firing on all cylinders with the way it tricks your mind and freaks you out while also being just super fun and interesting to ride. This has also been my most anticipated…

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  X 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2022

  My friend looked over at me during this and said “horny can do that to y’a”

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Pretty solid thriller. Love both of the performances in this. There were periods of the movie I was a little confused because the script is so dense but I enjoyed it nevertheless.

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Pretty basic true story movie. Had some good tension though. Loooove to see Simu Liu tho, hey guy.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 May 2023 2

  This shit was gut wrenching and so much fucking fun. Will update later with more thoughts.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Go see this with some friends and laugh your head off, please. Literally a Looney Tunes of gore. If Ozgood Perkins stayed in this realm of horror instead of whatever Longlegs was, I wouldn’t be upset (end credits teaser says otherwise). The monkey robot was very effective too, every time it smiled I died a little inside. Needed even more Elijah Wood in it though. Loved this though. Bloody good time. 🐒