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  Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge 2001

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  grandma aggie whispering “iron buns” into skull phone. kalabar-boy face on brick block. no notes. 

  i cannot allow myself to rate this.

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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  m. night shyamalan is about three dexter reboots to late for this to be anywhere near impressive.

  both of the leads were pretty underwhelming — i had momentary delusions the dad was andrew rannells, yet that was quickly debunked. i enjoyed saleka shyamalan‘s voice, will certainly check her out as a result.

Popular reviews

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  Big Fish 2003

  ½ Watched 11 Sep 2024

  didn’t watch today, merely reminded of this movie. if big fish has no haters im dead.

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  The Big Easy 1986

  ★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  the leads had great charisma but still not enough to excuse/explain their relationship at any point. this movie seemed all over the place; half the cast felt like absolute caricatures which is putting it kindly. 

  (i did appreciate the evenly dispersed ass-shots though.)