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Whiplash 2014
I wanted this movie to say jk, but instead, it said simmons.
Whiplash was made for the theater.
It's hard to describe this movie as simply a movie, because it feels like art. Obnoxious little sissys like to call every movie with cool shots, pretty color grading and "sick" one-liners" art. "Every movie is a work of art because art is subjective!", the sissys shout in sync. They're wrong. There's a good movie, and there's a piece of art. This,…
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Maze Runner: The Death Cure 2018
Okay so here's the thing, overall... horrible movie. Plot is dryer than dust, characters are plainer than blank pages, pacing is slower than something super slow that starts with s. I refuse to use the word snail.
This movie is a mockery to Maze Runners all around the globe. James, I would like to apologize.
The best part of this movie, is a death scene. My poor poor baby, you deserved to live.
Dyl, oh sweet Dylan O'Brien, thanks for being nice to look at.
Read the book and don't waste your time.
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Megamind 2010
Megamind, just the name, evokes glee in my cold, lifeless heart. When I gaze upon Mega's big, blue head, my soul sings with the thousands of Megamind lovers of the past, we join in a symphony of voices. Loving this movie, is like joining a legacy, a legacy of good taste.
Where do I begin? Ah, at the beginning. When I was a young girl, my Mother, bless her sweet heart, put Megamind on the T.V. She was ignorant of…
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