Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Never seen a sequel nerf it's own characters to such an extreme before

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I sincerely love a theater that is entirely composed of children and their grandparents. Prime giggling and aww-ing along, Paddington would be proud of their manners

Popular reviews

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  RRR 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  Every movie I've ever given a 5/5 to is now a 4.5/5 because this movie fucks so hard

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  The Bigfoot Alien Connection Revealed 2020

  ★ Watched 01 Sep 2020

  MY THIRD EYE HAS NOW BEEN OPEN. BIGFOOT I HAVE NOW ASCENDED BEYOND MY SPECIES TO A HIGHER PLANE SO TELEPORT BEHIND ME IN YOUR SPHERICAL QUANTUM VANISHING LIGHT ORB AND TAKE ME IN YOUR TRANS-DIMENTIONAL GEOPHYSICAL PARAPHYSICAL PARANORMAL VORTEX WHIRPOOL REALM.

  Wacky conspiracy docs which start off with a completely outlandish hypothesis + the promise to thoroughly answer it with hard evidence and then never even come remotely close will forever be my weakness. This movie had zero self…

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