im not a film junkie please dont argue with me i literally will not remember what the film is about
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Jesus Christ Superstar 2000
This is the best version of the Jesus story I've seen yet (I have not consumed any other Jesus media ever). I learned a lot! Even pulled up the Bible to fill in gaps. The music was fire. Honestly if you had shown me this before I could think critically I would be a Christian today.
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Transformers One 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
9/10 honestly. This was fantastic from start to almost-finish. Very classic villain-under-hero-guise plotline that I was more or less familiar with from the CGI Michael Bay movies. I am not sure why they always make Optimus/Orion overtly sway his hips when he walks like that every single time its incredibly distracting. But I am such a sucker for whatever type of brotherly relationship was between Orion and D, like that was a perfect depiction of peak bromance.
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Wicked 2024
Started at an 8, dipped down to a 4, back up to a 6.5 towards the end. I wish i had reviewed this when I watched it but I didn't and now i don't remember what happened. In any case it was an entertaining watch. I dont know why they look so malnourished but I suppose it's slay. I knew nothing of Wicked or the Wizard of Oz universe before this so its all new to me. I heard that this was basically fanfiction! How neat! Anyway I was fairly invested by the end so I will probably watch the sequel when it comes out.
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Venom: The Last Dance 2024
A very rare 1 from me! What the hell was this movie. It felt like a pothead high schooler made it in Windows Movie Maker; hell, a pothead highschooler could make a youtube short better than this movie. I don't even want to get into it or I'd have to make myself remember what I watched. Zero plot, zero funny, zero cool badass scenes, zero connection to either of the prequels??? Not a single scene took place in a familiar…
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